1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast for half hour and drinks 2 drops of milk. POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking milk after EXPIRY DATE!!
2. Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time. Mistresses are Tomyams.. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently. WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!
3. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER. She replied : I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
4. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant !! Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER
5.Why do Indians talk non stop? Guess...Still dunno? Ok lah....Answer : Bcos they left their full stop on their forehead.
faint! hahahaha
ReplyDeletewah.. no.6 cannot.. sensitive sensitive
ReplyDeletewei!your write up(or wherever you got it from) very provocative leh! Jaga jaga, nanti kena!sexual harrassment, discrimination all got!
ReplyDeletehaha..copy from forwarded email one la of course.. :P
ReplyDeleteu dun suddenly sue me, thn i will be safer..