Friday, February 6, 2009

Second Movie


Yes, this is my second movie in 2009.

UNDERWORLD 3: Rise of the Lycan

We went in 5 mins late, but already missed few mins for the beginning of the movie.
It starts very early without much trailer/ads..
Paiseh to say, I didnt watch underworld 1 & 2.
So no comparison will be made..but i do think it's better..
Coz one of my friend who watched all, comments this show not as good as previous.
To me..ok la, though it's a bit bloody, still worth for me to buy ticket went in :)

Oh yeah...as usual, before the show, we will have dinner together at QBM.
This time we chose O*D TO*N instead of M*D
Fren A ordered a dinner set which has

HOMEMADE MINCED MEAT RICE

What do you see???

A egg that is suspected "fat mou" d...hahhaha...
An unexpected new year gift for fren A.. :P

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Just for Laugh


1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast for half hour and drinks 2 drops of milk. POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking milk after EXPIRY DATE!!

2. Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time. Mistresses are Tomyams.. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently. WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!

3. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER. She replied : I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

4. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant !! Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER

5.Why do Indians talk non stop? Guess...Still dunno? Ok lah....Answer : Bcos they left their full stop on their forehead.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

CNY Fireworks vs Baby


CNY as usual will have fireworks..big (by gov, of course it's legal 1), medium (hmm..by private sector mayb, also legal 1), small (residents, aha..this one...mightb illegal..:P)

My neighbours like this...

Chu 1: piew....bong..bong..bong....
Chu 2: piew...bok...piew..bok..
Chu 3: pi..pi..pak..pak..

I also like this..long time ago..(not that long la..before my nephew & niece come to this beautiful world)

Now..
Here you listen bing bing bong bong,
(Immediate effect) Baby: wi wi wa wa ..
A: guai..dun cry dun cry, sayang....
B: yiew..dunno which fun cheong playing at midnight..no need sleep meh..

Now only I realised I so obey gov law, didnt buy fireworks since they ban it..haha

Friday, January 23, 2009

Melamine

MELAMINE = a chemical name that known by everyone around the world without attending any chemical class.

~300K kids poisoned, 6 of them dead...
This is all due to those irresponsible businessmen..

Thing meant to be used in making plastics, fertilisers, and even concrete.
Couldn't imagine, how can those people added it into milk or animal feed.

These things will be consumed by human/animals!
They are all LIFE!!
Cruel....

Now some are sentenced to death..
some got life in jail..
The company is fined for ~25million (RM)

Then???
Scar is still there..
Those dead still... will not be alive.....


This is just like the joke saying:
"I say sorry to you, after I kill you, can ar?"

Thursday, January 22, 2009

WiFi or no WiFi? Free one wo..


21st Jan - Penang launched free WiFi at several hot spots, like Komtar, QBM, BJC.
When this project is first introduced to the penangkia, there are quite a lot of objections..
Claiming that WiFi harmful ler..no good to health if always expose to it..
So, Penang Gov do research lo..(of course ask others do la, not done by themselves)
OK, no proven health risks by WiFi exposure..
Thus....Penang WiFi Project officially launched, despite those objections!!!

Reply from Penang Chief Minister Lim :

“If WiFi is harmful, the first two people to get fried by radiation would be Jelutong MP Jeff Ooi and myself as we work up to 12 hours a day at our offices on Komtar’s 28th floor where there are four hotspots.
“We are exposed to WiFi 24 hours a day as we have wireless facilities at home and although I might look old, do I look un­­healthy?”

By end of February, 25 hotspots will be setup. 300 by March of next year..

Yeah~~~ got free WiFi lo..(though not my business also, i'm not going to use that anyhow..hehe)

Sunday, January 18, 2009

A Promise

This is the new transport that appear in my house.
It's for the person who has the highest position in our family==> my cutie nephew ^_^
How can this photo relate to "promise"?
Here's the story.....

One day, my nephew playing a motorcar at the playground in a hospital in penang..
He's so reluctant to get himself out from the car, when we're about to leave..
So, mum jokingly said "ok la...i will buy for you if i kena 4D", then just force him leave lo..
As usual, went to shopping, then back taiping..

The day after, mum called and told me she really kena 4D (3 numbers also called 4D ar? i'm not sure...)
To keep her promise, this is how the new "transport" comes..
Don't underestimate kid's power!! :P

Friday, January 16, 2009

Outing

This is the thing that enable our first gals out...we had fun at that night, right? ;)

Yes, SG..you're right..hahha..how can i forgot this...can't believe it...

and with the above 2 attractions, we will have our second (corrected: third) outing tomorrow~~~

Looking forward..hehehe......